1. Choose Class
2. Spawn City
3. Modifiers
4. Roll Dice
🎮 WELCOME TO THE BUREAUCRACY SIMULATOR:
Can you survive the final boss of relocation? Your goal is to get registered with the lowest possible timeline in days. Here is how it works:
- 1. Character Class: Choose who you are. A Tech Bro has agency backing (faster!), but a Student or Freelancer has mountains of paperwork to carry (slower).
- 2. Target City: Select where you spawn. Munich processed things last month, but Berlin's servers are currently powered by steam and good intentions.
- 3. Equip Modifiers: Choose up to 2 items from your inventory. Speaking German (B1 German) saves weeks, while Forgot to Print Documents adds hefty delays.
- 4. Roll the Dice of Fate: Click the dice to trigger a random event. Will the clerk be in a good mood after their coffee break, or will the fax machine run out of paper?
Select Your Character Class
Your class determines your base relocation timeline, starting cash, and default bureaucracy defense stats.
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Highly-Paid Tech Bro
Has relocation agency buffs and priority Blue Card processing. Weak German skills.
Base Timeline: 45 Days
🎒
Naive Student
Low cash, high time. High dependency on Blocked Accounts and student visa queues.
Base Timeline: 120 Days
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Ambitious Freelancer
Low visa success rates, huge document volume (Finanzamt tax numbers needed).
Base Timeline: 90 Days
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EU Wanderer
No visa needed. Only requires Anmeldung and health insurance. Easiest path.
Base Timeline: 20 Days